Just when we at www.GovernWhore.com thought that the Ashley Dupre-Eliot-Spitzer-Emperor’s Club VIP scandal couldn’t get any weirder we suddenly took two facts of the case into context with one another and have come to the conclusion that: While former New York Governor Eliot insisted on keeping his feet covered…he was not so cautious about his Johnson.  Read on for the facts… 

First Up: The Socks as leaked by Roger Stone to the FBI

“The governor has paid literally tens of thousands of dollars for these services. It is Mr Stone’s understanding that the governor paid not with credit cards or cash but through some pre-arranged transfer,” the letter (from Stone’s Attorney) said.

“It is also my client’s understanding from the same source that Gov Spitzer did not remove his mid-calf-length black socks during the sex act. Perhaps you can use this detail to corroborate Mr Stone’s information.”

OK, that we knew already…but now the question of the condom, from Page 30 of the Emperor’s Club Affidavit:

“LEWIS continued that from what she had been told “he” (believed to be a reference to Client-9) “would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe…I mean that…very basic things”

So Lewis was concerned that Client-9 or Ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer was requesting unsafe things of the girls of Emperor’s Club.  What is more “safe” and “very basic” in terms of prostitution than condom use?  Ashley Dupre’s response is even more telling:

” “Kristen” responded: I have a way of dealing with that…I’d be like listen dude, you really want the sex? “

So wait…everybody stop for a minute…all jokes and Ashley Dupre’s tits aside…how did this man get elected to ANYTHING, let alone to the governship of New York City?  This is a decision that we, as a society, fully expect high school football players and drunken fraternity revelers to make on a consistent basis without screwing it up.  I’m supposed to believe that this is a guy who can’t take his socks off but exposes himself and his wife to untold STD’s but he seemed qualified enough to a majority of the electorate to lead the shining jewel of the free world?  I’d almost rather find out it was some weird religious thing where birth control is wrong, but sleeping with hookers is fair game.  Ya know?